Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day Gentlemen ! 

Top 10 Reason I know we are all good father's:


10)  None of us has a "baby mama" - or two or three.
9)  We have never sent a child to "Camp Good Touch - the place for an unforgettable summer" with Bernie Fine and Jerry Sandusky.
8)  None of us has left a child 6 or under at home alone over night (or over the weekend).
7)  None of us has had our car stolen with our child inside.
6)  The only police officer my son knows on a first name basis is me.
5)  We don't have a new kid everytime we decide we need an extra $600 a month from social services.
4)  Our children are not allowed to ride their bicycles on the street without helmets - AT 3AM.
3)  None of our children have seen us hit their mother with anything worse than an open hand.
2)  The top of one of those big green turtle sandboxes has never doubled as the family pool and the pitbull's waterdish.
1) We do really cool shit like climb mountains and run crazy ass races for fun
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